Oh my god its HIDEOUS
Occasionally my brain takes a dump and the keyboard gets in the way. Even more occasionally, I wipe the worst of the filth off and post it online. You can expect mock news, ill-advised rants and fiery polemics that will make you feel TERRIBLE for reading, nodding and eventually joining my cabal of psychopaths. So hold on tight - or not, because seeing you fall would probably make me happy.
