Nice one, Dave. Disagree on two issues:
1. As the proud owner of a striking set of A cups (I'm proud now: unlike those of my friends, gravity has been kind to me and they still happen to be right where 'God' intended them) I'm damned sure she's sporting a cup further down the alphabet than 'c'.
2. Awww, I actually like Powderfinger. They named their band after my favourite Neil Young song, and unlike most of their fan base, I know the lyrics word for word and can say with surety - Powderfinger fans: If you think the song is about Cocaine, you're not a fan - you're a tool. (This is assuming Powderfinger knows that. If they don't then any respect I had for them is LOST). And I kind of like The Eagles too - but some agreement with the simile.
As usual, DD, wiity, vitriolic, and apart from the above, I'm with you.
As for the wanker comments above - anyone's poo for toothpaste is unhygienic and reaks of fetishism. (Do you collect yours in jars? Like, for when you run out? Your breath must be something to behold. Go see a shrink.)
And Dave Dixon is not hiding from anyone. Many people both today and through the ages have written with a pen name. My brother, for example, for VICE magazine. Along with a fellow who's pen-name is 'Barry Fucken White'!
I, personally, would love for Dave to come up with one for me. I expect he did it because Ziggy Sawdust is catchy, clever and quirky (and pays homage) and Dave Dixon is, well, less so. Get a sense of humour you tossers. Bec