Sarah Jessica-Parker (or Pharlap to her friends) has won the prestigious Unsexiest Woman Award by a nose.

SARAH JESSICA PARKER WINS UGLY COMP

i've sat here for five minutes trying to argue why she isn't, but nothing is working.

I blame the parents

I think you're all being very rude. Sarah jessica is beautiful and should be celebrated.
Mr Ed.

typical misogynist bullshit, which those magazines specialise in. we live in a very dull world when the likes of jessica alba et al are considered the epitome of sexiness. yes, they're superficially attractive, but what else do they have to offer? brad pitt is sexy, but so are smart fuckers like chris lilley, michael palin etc. SJP proves that (some) men and women have very different ideas about what makes a woman sexy.

hahahahahahaha

with the exception of britney, the list is a series of smart women who challenge popped-collar, frat-boy conventions of femininity. how easily threatened the male writers of Maxim have revealed themselves to be...

people aren't always 'challenging' society's conventions. sometimes they're just ugly and dumb.

"popped-collar, frat-boy conventions of femininity"

all sounds a bit complicated to me. I thought it was just about who looks good to shag, not how they have empowered their gender through positive reinforcement.

And as for Jessica Alba being "superficially attractive" WTF?????
The list, lowbrow and pointless as it may be, is discussing looks. Nothing else.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sarah Jessica Parker is a fucking hoss-face. Peter said it best on the family guy when he was like "They let her be on TV, and she looks like a FOOT!" hahah. im glad im not the only one that feels this way

That's not a foot!

here face is at least half a metre long.

I think she won the competition by a "nose" and other body parts as well. She should do well at the Kentucky Derby if not Westminster. Please pass the oats.

she isn't ugly ugly. her body is slightly below average, reminds me or my 11 year old cousin
as for her face, i guess ya have to like her personality to think its not ugly
what really makes her ugly is the character she plays in sexndashity, its one of those situations where someone plays the ugly girl so you see her as the ugly girl.
o yeh plus her voice sucks and shes the opposite of charming

Let's face facts. Sarah jessica parker IS the ugliest woman in the world. She's tried to brainwash people into believing otherwise but LOOK AT HER!! Have you ever seen the first season of SATC??? She looks like a crack-smoking hooker/bag lady. She is hideous with those huge bags under her eyes, her greasy frizzy mop of hair, the mole by her mouth, and that gigantic horse face. She looks like she's lived on the streets of New York for the last sixty years of her life. On top of that, she has all of those ridiculously delusional comments like 'not her - the HOT one' - the hot one being her, and the implied UN-hot one being KRISTIN DAVIS. She is in a constant unreality if she believe she's even in the same league as women like Kim Catrall and Kristin Davis. Give me a break. All of her self-absorption, and her ANNOYING personality lent to the results of that quiz. She may have nice shoes, but she still looks like hobo on crack.

u r so sad! shes a hard working actress and a mother! none of u diks know her and ur ripping her to pieces! she's a pretty woman and her look has inspired many people! fuk th lot of yah! x

i think shes hot

I think she's real and she's AMAZING!