honkytonks red raw easter sunday barn dance costume rave event

OMG!

It's the Billy Ray VIRUS!!!

But she is perdy..

Askew. Now, seriously, it's time to fess up: Do you have your own, personal Search Engine or something? Or maybe your using another Internet that none of us know about, coz, quite simply, those images that you find are really REALLY sideways...

speaking of all things gerbils, log-tossing and bootscooting...
it has been known for there to be a bootscoot routine to the hampster dance...
and it does kinda look like da cowboys are trying to wiggle that darn critter out!
but y'know, it's not like i've been to a bootscoot rave at the collingwood town hall in a previous life... (it gave new meaning to 'line dancing' seeing dosed up dolly parton drag queens dosey-doe-ing with amyl in tow... had i been there, that is)

but honkys can do better... how about pole-clogging? (umm... that sounds wrong-er than it should, i know, but i meant a cross between pole-dancing and clogging.... oh frig, i should just give up about now...)

^He he ... hamster looks like jiminy glick!

(Agent 86 @ 25 Mar 2006, 08:58 PM) 1242536


Askew. Now, seriously, it's time to fess up: Do you have your own, personal Search Engine or something? Or maybe your using another Internet that none of us know about, coz, quite simply, those images that you find are really REALLY sideways...

http://www.honkytonks.com.au/barndance/

Smack the pony...

Dear HT,

I once went to a Red Raw at festival hall and a fat drag queen the size of an AV Jennings kit-home rose up in the middle of the audience with a disco ball in either hand. Two gogo boys in loincloths jumped out from beneath her robes, at which point they did a song and dance to a Cher track.

Can i expect the same?

Concerned Customer,
Inner South-East

^^ you'd be hard-pressed to top that.

(Virgo Askew @ 23 Mar 2006, 09:12 PM) 1241648

haha what a cool shot..

(Jaff @ 30 Mar 2006, 12:30 PM) 1245628

(Virgo Askew @ 23 Mar 2006, 09:12 PM) 1241648

haha what a cool shot..

(sings) let's get retarded!

(Papa Lazarou @ 30 Mar 2006, 10:21 AM) 1245533


Dear HT,

I once went to a Red Raw at festival hall and a fat drag queen the size of an AV Jennings kit-home rose up in the middle of the audience with a disco ball in either hand. Two gogo boys in loincloths jumped out from beneath her robes, at which point they did a song and dance to a Cher track.

Can i expect the same?

Concerned Customer,
Inner South-East

ahoy papa,
our plans are similar. but a little less tasteful i guess... did you get the man's phone number tho? could always use someone who can lift those big shiny balls

I vote for a 4am show down between Dave Pham and Kiti!!!

i want a feed trough full of granita !!

(Lasergun @ 3 Apr 2006, 10:44 AM) 1247160


I vote for a 4am show down between Dave Pham and Kiti!!!

Sure!!!

I vote Cecille vs Agent 86

& Askew vs NHJ

Toss up between Jason Martin, Pete Finger and Bongmist who want to do Frosty, cos he has to play early...

The Honkytonks Easter Sunday Red Raw Barn Dance continues the fine tradition of costume 'RAVE' events such as the Mr Geoffrey Ball and the Halloween Rave held at the club. The Amazing Phillips Sisters head an incredible line up of Sunday residents farmed from the Lasergun, Dirty Talk, Loud and of course Gag Reflex weekly nights. A midnight bbq, jelly wrestling, linedancing demonstrations, Greco - Roman demonstration, apple bobbing in the Cirque de Toilet and more! are all provided with a happy howdy to all Brokeback Mountaineers.
There will be no need to ever get off your horse! Just keep on ridin!
So cowboys and cowgirls, Easter fanatics reflecting on this special time, or just plain old line dancing fools grab your partner one and all and head on down to l'il old honkytonks this easter cause we are ready, and we're willin, and mister... we are able!
Honkytonks, Easter Sunday - ya gotta wear somethin!
my god, my god, why have you abandoned me?

its ok kiti i'll play with myself im good at that !!

^^ Think you better let 'someone' know about that!!

oh they know and prefer it less work ; )