I am awesome at picking up girls. The ladies just can't get enough of me. It wasn't always this way. I used to be a lonely internet nerd like you guys. I feel it's time I share my secret. There isn't much to it, a simple 3 step plan.

1. Get chocolate
2. Rub chocolate on body
3. Wait for girls to flock to you (you have to leave the house for this to work)

Girls love chocolate. Try it for yourself and see what happens.

I was attacked by wasps and woke up the next day with zits.

Am I doing something wrong?

It's good you are trying. You're on the path to getting mad laid. This guy is following the path too. Keep it up brothers.

once you're covered in chocolate, try sticking on a few dollar coins.

it can only help, surely.

 

 

I don't know dude. I got the girls. Said they liked chocolate. But but in a weird way.

Hey Dom..........f you buy the site will we be seeing more of of you 'personal' video clips?

I think that girl's parents must have worked at Dairy Bell.

She's got ice cream in her jeans.

 

We have to get our act together and get covered in chocolate before everyone is doing it. Look at this - people are stealing our ideas!

Bloom - I would have clicked that link if it wasn't for you. Another 2 girls 1 cup free day.